Synopsis

Topher Bailey has been summoned to a magical world, given a special power, and confronted with a call to destiny!
The problem?  His power isdumb.  Even the other denizens of this mystical realm agree -- it's completely worthless.  Also, Topher is, like, forty-three, with a boatload of health problems and no real ambition.  He's not going to be slaying any demon lords anytime soon.
What's a middle-aged loser to do?  Well, there's no TV here, so...