Synopsis

Jimmy Roosevelt Sutton is dead. And apparently he's the solution for a problem that a deity isn't permitted to name. So he gets to live again in a world of magic as a divine champion with no mission to fulfill, spending all his time as he chooses. He even gets to pick his own divine boon. But there is a catch...
I make zero claims to know what I'm doing. And things go VERY poorly for Jimmy for the first while (starting in chapter 3, very abruptly). Written in first person present tense, so... heads up, and do check the tags.