Synopsis

COVER DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. WILL TAKE DOWN IF OWNER WISHES

Zelretch was chilling, minding his own business, when suddenly he felt multiple universes merging together.
One of his incarnations went to investigate, but soon he lost connections to his other bodies.
Then a beautiful goddess-like figure appeared before him, in the now merged universe. She had pure, baby-like skin, blue hair reaching to her knees, and ominous, red eyes that feels like it can see through everything.
"Hello, the one known as Zelretch. Currently, you are fucked."
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Meanwhile, a cafe suddenly appeared in the middle of Japan.
If you go inside, the smell of delicious food would immediately overwhelm you.

You would see a split image of the goddess, but with gold eyes, serving customers with food and drinks.
"Why are my customers so weird. There's the gothic loli dragon god over there, sipping on Tempest's special. And over there is a bald guy who has an ultimate skill and can actually use it."
"And why is there a guy with spiky white hair and a blindfold here? Does he not know that this isn't a cosplay festival?"
"There's also the fact that dragons are roaming in human form and working in an office."
"Honestly, what has Ciel done? This world is a mess."
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"Snake power?" A certain dragon god offered Rimuru,
"FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, OPHIS, NO!!!"