Synopsis

Hello.  My name is.  I’m a virtually intelligent symbiont that will guide you to your goals.  Basically, if you provide the desire, I will provide the plan.
Peer reviewed studies show that my users have more money, friends, and sex than non-users.  They are also healthier, happier, and live longer.
But be warned.  I have no concept of good or bad.  My pursuit of your goals will only be constrained by the restrictions you give me.  It’s possible that I will facilitate systemic unintended consequences at an existential level.  It’s your responsibility to watch out for that.
Shall we begin?