Synopsis

Chris had expected to wake up, haul his ass to his boring job, hop on a bus to get home and repeat this process for the foreseeable future. Through a random act of kindness towards a homeless but talented guitarist on the street and one too many cans of Monster, his routine was derailed.. drastically.

[Welcome to the Multiversal Chat System, Neopolitan!]
"Ugh.. what? Like the ice cream..?"
[No!]
"Oh.. Oh yeah.."
[Open beginner gift box?]
"Yeah just please don't give me anything bad, RNGesus.."
[Ding!] [Acquired Rivers of blood katana] Minor Aura enhancement pill] [Body purification elixr] [Advanced swordsmanship] [Charm boost!]