Synopsis

All he wanted was some beer and a pack of donuts. Instead, Drake got abducted, tossed into a fantasy world, and almost ritually executed by a pro-wrestler monk with performance issues.
After stabbing his rather idiotic kidnapper to death, he magically inherits the old fart’s massive mansion, servants, mountains of gold, and deadly magic powers... which would be great if it also didn’t paint a giant target on his back.
Now that he’s the lord of Gloomwood Manor, countless enemies seek to kill Drake and take his title. Before that happens, he must learn to use his powerful magic, win his people’s loyalty, and fake being powerful until heactuallybecomes so powerful no one dares challenge him.

This story contains violence, profanity, maid outfits, male nudity, multiple HR violations, tea drinking, ritual sacrifice, cat girls, men and women who can just be friends, dirty handkerchiefs, threats of testicular violence, accidental stabbing, intentional stabbing, unsexy bondage, compliments that make people uncomfortable, verbal burns, physical burns, highly improbable mixes of armed forces, trees, handholding, and some light cannibalism.