Synopsis

Niamh Kirton is pretty dark, especially about her future. Parents are controlling. Friends are pushy. Teachers are, well, teachers. And the school counselor, who misunderstands Niamh's rant, including her desire to "run away to England so she could get away from everything", is doing his best to find the colleges there that he thinks would be in her best interest.

What would be in her best interest? Niamh's pretty sure it's being left the fuck alone and doing things her way. On the other hand, maybe the local fake ID professional knows...