Synopsis

Everybody has dreamt of being powerful, everyone has wondered what it would be like and what they would do if they were given strange abilities or superpowers. But would you believe it if you were really offered them?

Frank Lepari didn't believe it when he was offered his choice of powers, and selected powers he could use to goof off and cause mischief instead of something awe inspiring like super strength, super speed, mind control, or conditional invulnerability. Of course, after he selects his powers it is revealed to him that there is an apocalypse coming to Earth and he has to prepare for its arrival, while his powers are only good for running away from his problems and trying his best not to cause more!

Follow Frank through misadventures on Earth and beyond as he tries to prepare himself and other awakened members of humanity for a life altering calamity. One step, one teleport jump at a time.

Author's note: This story is also to be available on Royal Road for your convenience, under the pseudonym Wayward Warlock