Synopsis

A top tier South Park: Stick of Truth speedrunner gets sent into that very game, and by extension, the world of their favorite TV show by god (aka Morgan Freeman) for shits and giggles.

Finding himself now in the body of the game's protagonist, New Kid, will the knowledge of the South Park superfan be enough to survive in the reality where world ending apocalypses are weekly events stopped by 10 year olds or will they crumble under the pressure and sheer absurdity of it all?

Introducing the isekai victim's guide on How to Survive South Park.


Reference Point: The main protagonist has been sent into South Park BEFORE Season 26 of the show came out in our reality (I started this story before said season finished), so everything up until the Streaming Wars specials is known by the main protagonist at the start of his journey.

That includes the show up to season 25, the games up to Phone Destroyer, the movie, the hour-long specials up to both parts of Streaming Wars, and plenty of deleted scenes and cut content throughout all of that.

The main protagonist will learn more as the story progresses, but this is what he knows at the start.


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