Synopsis

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend?

➳ full blurb inside
➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015
➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023
➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016
➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot)

P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.

(cover by @glueeater)