Synopsis

Shazam. A Champion of the Gods.
Blessed with the Wisdom of Solomon, the Strength of Hercules, the Stamina of Atlas, the Power of Zeus, the Courage of Achilles and the Speed of Mercury.
I never asked for these powers.
I never asked to be booted off to Marvel in a new body with these powers.
But you know what you do with lemons right?
Yeah, I never really liked lemons. I'm probably going to die here.